Confucious Says

Some days back I was reading a book "sayings of Confucious", I wanted to share thsoe classic sayings by turn with friends, but I have receive eamil today under the title of "Confucious Says", there are some of his sayings in email, hope this will not be a spasm and friends will enjoy to read the wise sayings by Confucious as following:


Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

Man who sucks nipples, make clean breast of things.

Girl, who slides down bannister, makes monkey shine.

A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

He, who refuses to listen, is lying.

Man, who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

"He who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves."

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Hisam Memon
4/11/2012